The Whimsical World of Angela Cohen

Actualizing the Cartoonish Thoughts in my head

Dear Pollen,

Thank you for infiltrating my apt, my dog, and my life. Without you, I wouldn’t have lovely dreams menacing snakes at night and wake up from them sneezing like a banchee. You, in fact, created the snakes and saved me from them all at the same time. You might be God and the Devil all in one. My new beautiful balcony is now a home to your family, and I was wondering if you’d like to begin paying rent? I could really use a contributor to my Allegra purchases…and a cleaning lady, since I’ve now lost 130 sq ft of my living space to your spawn and I’m thinking of RECLAIMING IT. Oh, Pollen! Does it really have to be this way? Wasn’t there a time when you were a beautiful sign of Spring and precursor to a joyous Summer? I tell you now, beware old friend. Home depot is right down the street and I WILL buy a hose and wash your family away. Don’t make me do it, Pollen. Don’t make me do it.

Yours Truly,

Itchy-eyed F(r)iend

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